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Posted by Terri at June 14, 2006 01:28 PM
#1: Same reason that my phone starts ringing the minute I sit down to write - Murphy's Law works for everything, including babys!
#2: Or five minutes after I cleaned up the litter boxes! If you find the solution, please let me know. (YUCK: how can such small furry animals produce so much toxic waste? I think I'll be well-prepared for anything a baby will do to me!)
#3: I think being with Mommy is simply *paradise* for any baby, and you're a very loving mommy! No wonder he wants to snuggle with you and not lie lonely and alone in his bed!
#4: Are you sure you should post secrets of biological warfare on the internet? ;-)
#5: Just wait until you talk about where the hell your boy is and with whom at 3 am in the morning! At least now you know exactly where he is and what he does!
#6: Awww, that's cute! But don't teach him non-sense words for body-parts when he grows older, that -could- get embarrassing for him at some point.
#7: We could put up a petition for printing excerpts of the Silmarillion on them! ;-)
I hope he lets you sleep more, and congrats again and again and again!
Love,
Juno
Posted by: Juno at June 16, 2006 05:59 PM
#1: Same reason that my phone starts ringing the minute I sit down to write - Murphy's Law works for everything, including babys!
#2: Or five minutes after I cleaned up the litter boxes! If you find the solution, please let me know. (YUCK: how can such small furry animals produce so much toxic waste? I think I'll be well-prepared for anything a baby will do to me!)
#3: I think being with Mommy is simply *paradise* for any baby, and you're a very loving mommy! No wonder he wants to snuggle with you and not lie lonely and alone in his bed!
#4: Are you sure you should post secrets of biological warfare on the internet? ;-)
#5: Just wait until you talk about where the hell your boy is and with whom at 3 am in the morning! At least now you know exactly where he is and what he does!
#6: Awww, that's cute! But don't teach him non-sense words for body-parts when he grows older, that -could- get embarrassing for him at some point.
#7: We could put up a petition for printing excerpts of the Silmarillion on them! ;-)
I hope he lets you sleep more, and congrats again and again and again!
Love,
Juno
Posted by: Juno at June 16, 2006 06:00 PM